Joe Piscopo

Jack Cosmo

Paul Sorvino

Big Mike

Erika Christensen

Sarah Cosmo

Erich Bergen

Ethan Trimble

Michael Paré

Mike

Anthony Starke

Barry

Steven W. Bailey

Gregory

Steven Chase

Tim

Louis Lombardi

Wally

Michael Guarnera

Jodi

Victoria Summer

Kristina

Jonathan Slavin

Clifton

Shawn-Caulin Young

Grant

Todd Sherry

Fredrick

Brad Benedict

Brad

Freedom Bridgewater

Willamena

Ralph Cole Jr.

Indigo

Vito D'Ambrosio

Keith

Veronica De Laurentiis

Veronica

Nate Geez

Carina

Eddie Griffin

Ronnie

Chris Hayes

Chris

Brian Kimmet

Ben

Kirsten Koppe

Dancer

Danielle Lester

Daniela

Sylvia Lester

Sean McCallon

Bowtie Guy

Casey Nelson

Casey

Dave Shalansky

Roger

Michael Sorvino

Butler

Drew Rin Varick

Crazy Martial Artist

Mary Bonney

Twin sister (uncredited)

Gibson Bobby Sjobeck

Timmy (uncredited)