Jason Mewes

Jay

Kevin Smith

Kevin

Vinnie Jones

Vinnie

Matt Willis

Anthony Costalino

Danny Trejo

Danny

Teri Hatcher

Geena

Judd Nelson

Miscreant

Stan Lee

Stan

Dean Cain

Dean

Casper Van Dien

Tim

Nick Nicotera

Esteban

Roxy Striar

Gina Carano

Carrie

Jaime Camil

Fernando Villareal

Brian O'Halloran

Brian

Esther Anderson

Police Chief Anderson

David Dastmalchian

Hernando

Blake Harrison

Oliver

Harley Quinn Smith

Harley

Zach Galligan

Director / Zach / Kevin Smith's Lawyer

Edmund Kingsley

Harold

Phill Martin

Biker

Jessica Messenger

Diner waitress

Leigh Gill

Tony

Alan Calton

American Officer

Amber Martinez

Hot Bikini Girl

Manoj Anand

Paparazzi Photographer

Damian Gallagher

Curtis

Pamela DeAbreu

Court Juror

Paul Chowdhry

Store Clerk

Evanna Lynch

Abbie Fox