You Don't Mess with the Zohan
3835 reviews
Comedy/Action
1h 53m
2008
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and...
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An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
- DirectorDennis Dugan
- Release5 June 2008
- Genre
- Duration1h 53m
- Budget$90,000,000
- Revenue$204,313,400
- Rate3835 reviews
- Productions
Relativity Media, Happy Madison Productions, Columbia Pictures
Cast

Adam Sandler
Zohan Dvir

Emmanuelle Chriqui
Dalia Hakbarah

John Turturro
Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah

Nick Swardson
Michael Klayman

Lainie Kazan
Gail Klayman

Rob Schneider
Salim Yousfobdal

Kevin Nealon
Kevin

Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey

Yamit Sol
Dorit

Adria Tennor
Kids' Salon Owner

Daoud Heidami
Nasi

Dave Matthews
James T. O'Skanlon

Charlotte Rae
Mrs. Greenhouse

Michael Buffer
Grant Walbridge

Ido Mosseri
Oori Shulimson

Sayed Badreya
Hamdi

Robert Smigel
Yosi

Ido Mor
Hassan

Norma Michaels
Older Lady in Salon

Danny A. Abeckaser
Ze'ev

Bunny Levine
Older Lady in Salon

Bruce Vilanch
Bruce Vilanch

John McEnroe
John McEnroe

Dina Doron
Zohan's Mother

Shelley Berman
Zohan's Father

Chris Rock
Taxi Driver

Alec Mapa
Claude

Ahmed Ahmed
Waleed

John Farley
Tom

Yossi Marshek
Pinchas

Guri Weinberg
Aharon

Mousa Kraish
Bashir

Reuven Bar-Yotam
Levi

Barry Livingston
Gray Kleibolt

Rick Gifford
Philip

Daniel Browning Smith
Real Estate Agent

Tyler Spindel
Doorman

Julia Lea Wolov
Mariah's Assistant

Dana Goodman
Mariah's Assistant

Bobby Tisdale
Skizzy

Herzl Tobey
Commander

Ori Pfeffer
Second Commander

Alex Luria
Koby

Guy Oseary
Avi

Dennis Dugan
Homeless Guy

Shulie Cowen
Debbie

Maysoon Zayid
Nadira

Helen Siff
Mrs. Skitzer

Anna Berger
Older Lady in Salon

Susan Grace
Older Lady in Salon

Phoebe Dorin
Older Lady in Salon

Lina So
Hip Salon Receptionist

Eloise DeJoria
Blonde at Salon

Blake Bertrand
Little Boy

Sidney Ganis
Doctor

Constance Barron
First Woman in Cab

Kathleen Noone
Second Woman in Cab

Christopher Innvar
Angry Tall Driver

Ray Garvey
Truck Driver

Jennifer De Minco
Arguing Female Customer

Edmund Lyndeck
Pharmacist

Kristina Haddad
Hamdi's Wife (voice)

Larry Marko
Phantom's Trainer

Anne Marie Howard
Reporter

Veerta Motiani
Beach Girl

Billy Concha
Kayaker

Marco Khan
Terrorist with Hand

Aesop Aquarian
Rabbi

Jordan Ashbrook
Hot Girl in Club

Moran Atias
Eti

Barbara Jean Barrielle
Cheerleader

Mike Batayeh
Fry Cook

Denise Bradley
Hackey Sack Enthusiast

Guile Branco
Isreali Soldier

Melanie Bulujian
Isreali Dancer

Monica Cabral
Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl

Kevin Cannon
Times Square Crazy Man

Ella Christopher
Phantom's Wife

Cheryl Cosenza
Ribbon Cutting Girl

Kendall Draughn
Picnic Girl

John Duerler
Electronic Store Customer

Ian Fisher
Disco Merchant

Leslie Garza
Disco Hip Girl

Nikki Giavasis
Waitress

Sharlene Grover
Isreali Soldier

Kevin James
Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge

Sam Kalidi
Amir

Rock Kohli
Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech

Mark Kubr
Criminal #3

Bernadette Lords
Businesswoman

Anthony Martins
Arab #3

Roni Meron
Hot Girl / Waitress

Bibiana Navas
Phantom's Wife

Christina Neferis
Hacky Sack Fan

Klavdia Ramnareine
The Hot Chick

Deborah Rombaut
Snooty French Girl at the Club

Sandra Rosko
Middle Eastern Girl

Jhennah Sinclaire
Dancer

Terrie Snell
Woman in Beauty Shop

Chris Spinelli
Angry Palestinian

Riley Thomas Stewart
Little Boy #2

Keana Texeira
Rock-throwing Girl

Gina Tleel
Shopper

Uzimann
Cafe Customer

Kevin van Doorslaer
Isreali Soldier

Holly Weber
Girlfriend

Molly Weiner
Salon Patron

Henry Winkler
Limousine Passenger

Saye Yabandeh
Girlfriend

Betty Murphy
Mrs. Haines

George Takei
George Takei

Dianne Perry Dowler
Phantom's Wife

Maite Garcia
Phantom's Wife (uncredited)

Sadie Sandler
Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)

Mark Winn
News Cameraman (uncredited)
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